1. Obama to re-ban assault rifles after Bush let ban lapse in 2004.
2. Kenneth The Page responds to Bobby Jindal comparison.
3. Jerry Seinfeld reality show coming soon.
2 months ago
2.26.2009
3 Things To Know This Thursday
1. Obama to re-ban assault rifles after Bush let ban lapse in 2004.
2. Kenneth The Page responds to Bobby Jindal comparison.
3. Jerry Seinfeld reality show coming soon.
2.25.2009
Oh My Goodness
This is a true story...scary.
The best part is, the mayor who e-mailed the picture in the linked story says he didn't know there was a connection. He must have really loved watermelons.
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2.14.2009
Obscure Movie Reference Hats
Ever want to wear a Mint 400 hat? How about a Cyberdyne Systems? Well if you have and you recognize those fictional companies than you will love this real company. It's called Lucky Seven and they specialize in creating custom hats featuring fictional companies from your favorite cult movies and tv shows. The site is worth a look just for the obscure references.
Click here to see Lucky Seven
(The Mint 400 is from Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas and Cyberdyne Systems is Terminator, if you were wondering)
Click here to see Lucky Seven
(The Mint 400 is from Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas and Cyberdyne Systems is Terminator, if you were wondering)
2.13.2009
Friday The 13th
There is so much folklore about Friday the 13th. Below are a few fun facts about the "scary" date.
" The ill-fated Apollo 13 launched at 13:13 CST on Apr. 11, 1970. The sum of the date's digits (4-11-70) is 13 (as in 4+1+1+7+0 = 13). And the explosion that crippled
the spacecraft occurred on April 13 (not a Friday). The crew did make it back to
Earth safely, however.
President Franklin D. Roosevelt would not travel on the 13th day of any month and would never host 13 guests at a meal. Napoleon and Herbert Hoover were also
triskaidekaphobic, with an abnormal fear of the number 13.
The number 13 suffers from its position after 12, according to numerologists
who consider the latter to be a complete number - 12 months in a year, 12 signs
of the zodiac, 12 gods of Olympus, 12 labors of Hercules, 12 tribes of Israel,
12 apostles of Jesus, 12 days of Christmas and 12 eggs in a dozen. "
Here are the full 13 from yahoo.com
Michael Moore Is Recruiting Whistleblowers
Michael Moore appears to be making a new movie about the collapse of America's financial system and he wants you! This is the e-mail I got this morning asking for assistance with the great task of outing all of the crooks who have destroyed the savings of millions of American's.
"Will You Help Me With My Next Film? ...a request from Michael Moore
February 11, 2009
Friends,
I am in the middle of shooting my next movie and I am looking for a few brave people who work on Wall Street or in the financial industry to come forward and share with me what they know. Based on those who have already contacted me, I believe there are a number of you who know "the real deal" about the abuses that have been happening. You have information that the American people need to hear. I am humbly asking you for a moment of courage, to be a hero and help me expose the biggest swindle in American history.
All correspondence with me will be kept confidential. Your identity will be protected and you will decide to what extent you wish to participate in telling the greatest crime story ever told.
The important thing here is for you to step up as an American and do your duty of shedding some light on this financial collapse. A few good people have already come forward, which leads me to believe there are many more of you out there who know what's going on. Here's your chance to let your fellow citizens in on the truth.
If you have any info that would help, please contact me at my private email address: bailout@michaelmoore.com.
For the rest of you on my email list who don't work in the financial industry, you're probably wondering, "What the heck is this all about? I thought he said he was making a romantic comedy!"
Well, I just can't say much right now. I'm sure you can understand why. One thing I can tell you is that you're gonna like this movie when I'm done with it. Oh, yeah...
So, again, if you work for a bank, a brokerage firm or an insurance company -- or if you have seen things or heard things that you believe the American people have a right to know -- please contact me at bailout@michaelmoore.com.
Thank you in advance for your help!
Yours,
Michael Moore
bailout@michaelmoore.com
MichaelMoore.com "
2.12.2009
Laser Beam Wound Care
It seems like something out of the science fiction movie but it is here and now. A concentrated laser beam seals wounds leading to faster healing and less scarring at the sight of incision. It looks really cool too.
2.11.2009
Amusement Ride Accidents
Who doesn't love going to an amusement park? There is no comparing the thrill you get from such a controlled environment. There is that off chance though that something could go wrong. The blog below tells, in great detail, every amusement ride accident dating back to 1998. There are roller coaster derailments, inflatable bounce castles blowing away with people still inside, and the county fair rides that were just not put together right, it's all there. I promise that you will be amazed and a little creeped out by how many of these "incidents" occur but you never hear a word.
Click here to check it out.
2.07.2009
Shark Attack Tea Infuser
1. Buy really cool tea infuser.
2. Brew yourself some red tea.
3. Create horrific shark attack right in your kitchen.
4. Drink
Click here to check out this awesome design.
2.05.2009
Masked Bandits On White House Grounds
The Washington Post reports that a family of raccoons have taken the secure White House grounds as there home.
"The National Park Service is in pursuit of one very large raccoon and several medium-sized raccoons, who have been spotted roaming the grounds around the Executive Mansion and the West Wing, a spokesman said."
I think this might be the definition of a non-news story.
Click here to read the whole article.
Massive Herd of Manatee
The unseasonably cold temperatures have caused Florida's manatees to huddle together for warmth. I have the video for you, it is quite a sight to see.2.04.2009
Most Complete Menu In America?
This is the most amazing restaurant menu I have ever seen. The place is called Shopsin's, its located in NYC. Check it out, you will not be disappointed. They serve 900 items and are only open for breakfast and lunch!
Click here to see this thing in all it's glory.
Top Celeb Meltdowns
Christian Bale freaked out and Time.com decided to compile there 9 other favorites. Follow the link to see the hilarious videos. Celebrities are great.
Click here to see the Top 10 celebrity meltdowns. Does your favorite rank?
2.03.2009
2.02.2009
A Very Exciting Day Here At Suburban Food (for thought)
My tiny corner of the web has been featured on one of my favorite blogs! Click here to see the post!
Super Bowl Ads
Time.com has posted every single Super Bowl ad, in order, along with a letter grade and mini-review. enjoy.
Click here to watch.
1.31.2009
1.28.2009
Best Complaint Letter Ever
So everyone, at one time another, wants to write to the president of a company and just complain. Whether its bad service or you just are not pleased with the product, you want to vent. Well one passenger on a Virgin Airlines flight not only wrote Sir Richard Branson, she also sent photographs just for good measure. The full letter is hilarious and can be found here. Enjoy the little sample below.
"I'll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it's Christmas morning and you're sat their with your final present to open. It's a big one, and you know what it is. It's that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about. Only you open the present and it's not in there. It's your hamster Richard. It's your hamster in the box and it's not breathing. That's how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this."
1.27.2009
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Overheard In New York
I think this is kind of old news but I was reading through all these posts today and laughing out loud. Its just a blog dedicated to things people overhear in New York City. Click here to read and laugh.
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1.08.2009
The Shamwow Guy Is Ready To Wow You Again
This guy should be like the new "Dell Guy", I need him to be way more famous than he is because he is the funniest/weirdest dude on TV right now! Below are some quotes from the new infomerical for the Slap Chop.
"You're gonna be in a great mood all day because you're gonna be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. "
"This tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna, put it here like this—now you're gonna have a nice tuna salad. Look at this, you're gonna have an exciting life now. "
"The onions with the skin. Alright, this is making you cry, it's making me cry. Life's hard enough as it is; you don't wanna cry anymore."
Follow this link to watch the full video! (It is great)
Super Troopers Part Deux
It's true! In the article below, from movieweb.com, Paul Soter and Jay Chandrasekhar talk about their plans for the sequel. Also, there is some info on their follow-up to Beerfest, The Slammin' Salmon.
Click here to read the article.
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