3 Things To Know This Wednesday

1. National Lampoon Vacation sequel in the works.

2. The most dangerous food...lettuce.

3. The new modern style of White House artworks.

3 Things To Know This Saturday

1. President Obama initiates a mediation session at the White House.

2. 77-year-old sex change.

3. Hubble put back to work.

3 Things To Know This Saturday

1. Tony Hawk skates the White House.

2. Steve Jobs has a secret liver transplant.

3. Beware of raw cookie dough!

3 Things To Know This Wednesday

1. Eygpt to cull all it's pigs.

2. Jesus license plate.

3. Obama's first 100 days in photos.

White House Speech That Luckily Was Not Needed

This is an eerie memo that was prepared by Richard Nixon's speech writer just in case the Apollo 11 Astronauts were not able to leave the moon once they landed.

"Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace
will stay on the moon to rest in peace.

These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no
hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in
their sacrifice."

Click here to see the full speech.

3 Things To Know This Monday

1. President Obama and a staff of 500 head to the UK.

2. Obamas paying for White House renovations themselves.

3. Urban coyote attacks on the rise.

Masked Bandits On White House Grounds

The Washington Post reports that a family of raccoons have taken the secure White House grounds as there home.

"The National Park Service is in pursuit of one very large raccoon and several medium-sized raccoons, who have been spotted roaming the grounds around the Executive Mansion and the West Wing, a spokesman said."

I think this might be the definition of a non-news story.

Click here to read the whole article.