11.22.2008

Recipe Generator


Click here to check it out.

It just randomly makes a recipe everytime you reload the page.

They have all been hilarious so far.

An example:

Spicy Soy Sauce Cakes
Serves 3

You will need:
80ml soy sauce
1 onions

Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 180C
rinse the onions
saute the onions
discard the onions
grill the soy sauce
bake for 70 minutes and serve hot

Joel McHale and The Soup


Anyone who doesn't watch The Soup go TiVo it now (Fridays at 10/9 central). Those who do, you will enjoy this interview.

Also, check out his site.

3 Things To Know This Saturday


1. The actors are looking to strike.

2. 200 Narwhals culled.

3. Michael Vick is a sicko.

11.20.2008

Question Of The Day


I am going to ask a question, you can feel free to try and answer it in the comments section. Do not try and look up the answer! Just give your best guess and I will reveal the answer in a post coming in the next few days.

What are the only four fruit species native only to North America and no other continent?

If you can only come up with some feel free to just post those, guesses are always welcome!

Good luck!

3 Things To Know This Thursday


1. How serious is Iran? What does Obama have to deal with? Do they have an atom bomb?

2. Gay marriage ban now in the CA Supreme Courts' hands.

3. I think Al Franken might be in trouble.

11.15.2008

Karl Rove Is A Weird Dude


The New York Times did an interview with Karl Rove and each one of his answers were shorter and stranger than the last. I would have hated to be this interviewer...awkward. Below is my favorite back and forth.


Are you going to send him (Obama) a little note congratulating him?


I already have. I sent it to his office. I sent him a handwritten note with funny stamps on the outside.


What kind of funny stamps?


Stamps.

Oooookay.

Click here see read the entire interview.

3 Things To Know This Saturday


1. Hawaii vs. Illinois: The Obama battle.

2. Oh no! We are running out of Spam.

3. Here comes the flying car.

11.14.2008

omg


Oh my goodness.
No words for this.

11.13.2008

FACT: There Is No Such Thing As A Hypoallergenic Dog


It looks like Barack Obama should have done a little fact checking before making comments on his first order of business as President Elect. Oops.

Click here to see what the American Academy of Allergy, Asthma & Immunology has to say about it.

50 Things You May Not Have Known About Barack Obama

The Telegraph put out a list of fifty facts about Barack Obama that you may not have heard. Below are some of my favorites. Further below is the direct link so you can read all fifty. enjoy.


  • He repaid his student loan only four years ago after signing his book deal
  • He can bench press an impressive 200lbs
  • He visited Wokingham, Berks, in 1996 for the stag party of his half-sister's fiancĂ©, but left when a stripper arrived
  • He repaid his student loan only four years ago after signing his book deal
  • He plans to install a basketball court in the White House grounds

  • Click here to read the entire list.

    3 Things To Know This Thursday


    1. Pastor issues 7 day sex challange.

    2. Sen. Ted Stevens trails in Alaska!

    3. An entire boxing ring stolen from Ohio gym.

    11.08.2008

    JCVD


    "To the uninitiated, a movie called JCVD sounds as if it's about Jesus getting the clap."

    But it's not...read this.

    11.06.2008

    A Tough Assessment Of Sarah Palin


    This is a really interesting article on the true crazyness that was John McCain's pick of Sarah Palin as running mate.

    "(She) didn't know Africa was a continent. Couldn't name the member nations of NAFTA, even though they're the immediate neighbors of the United States. And, by the way, she was never shy about parroting the crap she had been programmed with about trade, and what a genius she was on the subject because she was from a state near Russia. Or something. Also.

    But think about what this means, and what almost happened to this country. Frankly, the people who knew this about her and were still directly responsible for "vetting" her, putting her on the ticket, attempting to foist this idiot on the American people, and protecting her while there was still a chance (however theoretical) that she could become Vice President and possibly President of the United States ought to be arrested and tried for treason."

    Click here to read the full article on Daily Kos.

    3 Things To Know This Thursday


    1. It's okay to be an American again.

    2. Teen crushed in garbage truck...and survives.

    3. OBAMA IN SPAAAACE

    11.05.2008

    What The Hell?


    Click here to read a crazy/insane/weird/pessimistic future front page of the New York Post (2012).

    I just don't get it.

    3 Things To Know This Wednesday


    1. The front pages.

    2. Rogue waves hit Maine coast.

    3. Do you think we need election reform?

    Highlights Of The 153 State Ballot Measures


    Some promising, some not so promising. All were up for the people's vote Tuesday.

    Ban on gay marriage
    (CA) - Undecided, leaning toward Yes.
    (FL) - Yes
    (AZ) - Yes

    Ban on abortion
    (SD) - No
    (CO) - No

    Physician-ssisted suicide
    (WA) - Yes

    Medical marijuana
    (MI) - Yes

    Small amounts of marijuana legal
    (MA) - Yes

    Ban on dog racing
    (MA) - Yes

    Ban on cramped egg-laying chicken cages
    (CA) - Yes

    Legalize prostitution
    (San Francisco, CA) - No

    from Yahoo News - link

    11.04.2008

    The Electoral Map - 2 Years Ago

















    McCain 510 Electoral Votes, Obama 28 - How far we've come.

    via - Survey USA

    Michael Moore on Barack Obama


    This is Michael Moore expressing his thoughts on the significance of a Barack Obama presidency.
    From an interview on Time.com:

    Personally, the opportunity to vote for someone like Barack Obama will be one of the greatest things I will have done in my life. The Republicans aren't kidding when they say he's the "most liberal" senator in the Senate. When have we ever had the chance to vote for the "most liberal" of anything?

    When I was a child, my parents took us on vacation in the South and I saw the signs over rest rooms that said "Coloreds" and "Whites." I saw the pain in my mother's face that she even had to explain something like that to me in the United State of America. My mother didn't live to see this moment, but I have, and it will be a bit emotional when and if he is declared the winner. I know I will cry a tear or two when I think of all who suffered at the hands of a racist nation. Redemption is always a wonderful thing.

    The Main Thing To Watch This Election Day


    From Time.com:

    Three key states — Virginia, Indiana and Ohio — have polls that close by 7:30 p.m. ET. If Obama wins just one of these, McCain's chances go from slim to next-to-none. If Obama wins two or three, look for early talk of a Democratic rout. But if McCain takes all three, to channel Dan Rather, the night will be as long as the first-place winner in a BeyoncĂ©–Jessica Simpson hair-extension contest.

    Election Prognosticators


    Ten ways to predict the election before it ends.

    Click here to see it at Time.com

    3 Things To Know This Tuesday (Election Edition)


    1. I knew this sounded illegal.

    2. Obama defeated John McCain 15-6.

    3. Karl Rove predicts Obama landslide?!?

    11.01.2008

    What Do You Find Under A Rollercoaster After 28 Years?


    At Alton Towers in Staffordshire, Enlgand they found out. The crew removing the ride found everything mentioned below.

    Staff clearing the site also found underwear, a diamond wedding ring, 53 non-matching shoes and 604 watches.

    Other lost property items included 800 pieces of jewellery, 237 mobile phones, thousands of caps and a prosthetic ear.

    Click here to see some more items from the BBC article.