Masked Bandits On White House Grounds

The Washington Post reports that a family of raccoons have taken the secure White House grounds as there home.

"The National Park Service is in pursuit of one very large raccoon and several medium-sized raccoons, who have been spotted roaming the grounds around the Executive Mansion and the West Wing, a spokesman said."

I think this might be the definition of a non-news story.

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