This guy should be like the new "Dell Guy", I need him to be way more famous than he is because he is the funniest/weirdest dude on TV right now! Below are some quotes from the new infomerical for the Slap Chop.
"You're gonna be in a great mood all day because you're gonna be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. "
"This tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna, put it here like this—now you're gonna have a nice tuna salad. Look at this, you're gonna have an exciting life now. "
"The onions with the skin. Alright, this is making you cry, it's making me cry. Life's hard enough as it is; you don't wanna cry anymore."
Follow this link to watch the full video! (It is great)