Cadbury Cream Egg McFlurry...yum?

It will be debuting this Easter season in the U.K. We can only hope that this, let's say...interesting concoction will make it's way to the States.

"chips of Cadbury chocolate, and a generous heap of the "yolk" fondant section of a Cadbury Creme Egg."

I can just picture them cracking all those chocolate eggs for the yolks.

3 Things To Know This Saturday

1. Wal-mart worker lights himself on fire in parking lot.

2. One-armed TV host is "scaring" British children.

3. Worst month for blue chip stocks since 1933.


This Is Why You're Fat

A tasty collection of the most ridiculous, artery-clogging creations I have ever seen. The laundry lists of meat in some of these creations are classic.

Click here and enjoy.

(thanks Tim)

3 Things To Know This Thursday

1. Obama to re-ban assault rifles after Bush let ban lapse in 2004.

2. Kenneth The Page responds to Bobby Jindal comparison.

3. Jerry Seinfeld reality show coming soon.


3 Things To Know This Wednesday

1. Who else noticed that Bobby Jindal is Kenneth The Page.

2. The GOP has become the party of Beavis and Butthead.

3. Romney already running for 2012?

Oh My Goodness

This is a true story...scary.

The best part is, the mayor who e-mailed the picture in the linked story says he didn't know there was a connection. He must have really loved watermelons.



Does the 30 seconds it takes to make your $5 footlong make you insane. Well Subway now has an answer for you! It is SubwayNOW.

It may sound fake but it is all too true, you can now order fast food from your cell phone. Click here!

Obscure Movie Reference Hats

Ever want to wear a Mint 400 hat? How about a Cyberdyne Systems? Well if you have and you recognize those fictional companies than you will love this real company. It's called Lucky Seven and they specialize in creating custom hats featuring fictional companies from your favorite cult movies and tv shows. The site is worth a look just for the obscure references.

Click here to see Lucky Seven

(The Mint 400 is from Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas and Cyberdyne Systems is Terminator, if you were wondering)

3 Things To Know This Saturday

1. Man tries to smuggle cocaine using truck made of...cocaine.

2. Woman's record-breaking finger nails broken in car crash.

3. Cleaner Water=More Sharks


Friday The 13th

There is so much folklore about Friday the 13th. Below are a few fun facts about the "scary" date.

" The ill-fated Apollo 13 launched at 13:13 CST on Apr. 11, 1970. The sum of the date's digits (4-11-70) is 13 (as in 4+1+1+7+0 = 13). And the explosion that crippled
the spacecraft occurred on April 13 (not a Friday). The crew did make it back to
Earth safely, however.

President Franklin D. Roosevelt would not travel on the 13th day of any month and would never host 13 guests at a meal. Napoleon and Herbert Hoover were also
triskaidekaphobic, with an abnormal fear of the number 13.

The number 13 suffers from its position after 12, according to numerologists
who consider the latter to be a complete number - 12 months in a year, 12 signs
of the zodiac, 12 gods of Olympus, 12 labors of Hercules, 12 tribes of Israel,
12 apostles of Jesus, 12 days of Christmas and 12 eggs in a dozen. "

Here are the full 13 from yahoo.com

Michael Moore Is Recruiting Whistleblowers

Michael Moore appears to be making a new movie about the collapse of America's financial system and he wants you! This is the e-mail I got this morning asking for assistance with the great task of outing all of the crooks who have destroyed the savings of millions of American's.

"Will You Help Me With My Next Film? ...a request from Michael Moore

February 11, 2009


I am in the middle of shooting my next movie and I am looking for a few brave people who work on Wall Street or in the financial industry to come forward and share with me what they know. Based on those who have already contacted me, I believe there are a number of you who know "the real deal" about the abuses that have been happening. You have information that the American people need to hear. I am humbly asking you for a moment of courage, to be a hero and help me expose the biggest swindle in American history.

All correspondence with me will be kept confidential. Your identity will be protected and you will decide to what extent you wish to participate in telling the greatest crime story ever told.

The important thing here is for you to step up as an American and do your duty of shedding some light on this financial collapse. A few good people have already come forward, which leads me to believe there are many more of you out there who know what's going on. Here's your chance to let your fellow citizens in on the truth.

If you have any info that would help, please contact me at my private email address: bailout@michaelmoore.com.

For the rest of you on my email list who don't work in the financial industry, you're probably wondering, "What the heck is this all about? I thought he said he was making a romantic comedy!"

Well, I just can't say much right now. I'm sure you can understand why. One thing I can tell you is that you're gonna like this movie when I'm done with it. Oh, yeah...

So, again, if you work for a bank, a brokerage firm or an insurance company -- or if you have seen things or heard things that you believe the American people have a right to know -- please contact me at bailout@michaelmoore.com.

Thank you in advance for your help!

Michael Moore
MichaelMoore.com "

3 Things To Know This Friday

1. Dad at 13!

2. Lawsuit filed against Roberto Alomar for not protecting others from AIDS (who knew he had AIDS?).

3. Chris Brown could kill you.


Laser Beam Wound Care

It seems like something out of the science fiction movie but it is here and now. A concentrated laser beam seals wounds leading to faster healing and less scarring at the sight of incision. It looks really cool too.

3 Things To Know This Thursday

1. Salma Hayek is now breastfeeding starving children.

2. I am pretty sure Joaquin Phoenix has lost it.

3. Republicans yet again choose some random thing (salt marsh harvest mouse) to try and prove a point.


Amusement Ride Accidents

Who doesn't love going to an amusement park? There is no comparing the thrill you get from such a controlled environment. There is that off chance though that something could go wrong. The blog below tells, in great detail, every amusement ride accident dating back to 1998. There are roller coaster derailments, inflatable bounce castles blowing away with people still inside, and the county fair rides that were just not put together right, it's all there. I promise that you will be amazed and a little creeped out by how many of these "incidents" occur but you never hear a word.

Click here to check it out.

3 Things To Know This Wednesday

1. Bankruptcy for Sirius XM?

2. Cow urine could be the next Coca-Cola (and healthier too?!?).

3. Wal-Mart is doing it's best to take over Chicago.


Shark Attack Tea Infuser

1. Buy really cool tea infuser.

2. Brew yourself some red tea.

3. Create horrific shark attack right in your kitchen.

4. Drink

Click here to check out this awesome design.

3 Things To Know This Saturday

1. 4-year-old tells police "mom cooks me in oven".

2. Jessica Simpson has complete break down at live show (read the details).

3. Volcano could create Iditarod detour.


Masked Bandits On White House Grounds

The Washington Post reports that a family of raccoons have taken the secure White House grounds as there home.

"The National Park Service is in pursuit of one very large raccoon and several medium-sized raccoons, who have been spotted roaming the grounds around the Executive Mansion and the West Wing, a spokesman said."

I think this might be the definition of a non-news story.

Click here to read the whole article.

Massive Herd of Manatee

The unseasonably cold temperatures have caused Florida's manatees to huddle together for warmth. I have the video for you, it is quite a sight to see.

3 Things To Know This Thursday

1. Bill Gates releases swarm of mosquitoes on tech conference attendees.

2. Surprise! Wal-Mart sales rise in January.

3. Just ask Andy Warhol, it's fair use!


Most Complete Menu In America?

This is the most amazing restaurant menu I have ever seen. The place is called Shopsin's, its located in NYC. Check it out, you will not be disappointed. They serve 900 items and are only open for breakfast and lunch!

Click here to see this thing in all it's glory.

Top Celeb Meltdowns

Christian Bale freaked out and Time.com decided to compile there 9 other favorites. Follow the link to see the hilarious videos. Celebrities are great.

Click here to see the Top 10 celebrity meltdowns. Does your favorite rank?

3 Things To Know This Wednesday

1. How much is $1,000,000,000,000.00?

2. Dick Cheney is still trying to scare you.

3. First donor kidney removed via vagina.


A Very Exciting Day Here At Suburban Food (for thought)

My tiny corner of the web has been featured on one of my favorite blogs! Click here to see the post!

3 Things To Know This Monday

1. Michael Phelps, Olympic hero, loves the weed.

2. The baby that won't grow.

3. Punxsutawney Phil says winter to continue.

Super Bowl Ads

Time.com has posted every single Super Bowl ad, in order, along with a letter grade and mini-review. enjoy.

Click here to watch.