3 Things To Know This Tuesday

1. Help protect insurance companies.

2. Mike Seaver wants you to know that evolution is fake.

3. Census Bureau estimates 100,000 official same-sex weddings, civil unions and domestic partnerships in 2008.

Buzz Aldrin Is Not Happy

This video is of Jaime and Adam from Mythbusters discussing their debunking of the "faking the moon landing" myth on CNN.

The best part comes toward the end though when a conspiracy theorist comes up to Buzz Aldrin at a party and tells him that he never walked on the moon.

Needless to say he didn't take it very well.

Taco Bell's New Green Menu

Taco Bell is set to debut their new "green menu". What makes it green you ask?

Nothing is taken from nature. So that is zero impact food.

Click here to see the video.

via The Onion

Slap Chop Rap Remix

I had no idea that ShamWow Vince was such a great rapper. You're welcome in advance.

Slap Chop Rap Remix - watch more funny videos

Meatcards.com

I am really glad to bring you this link today. Its just one of those things that you didn't even realize you needed until it came into your life. enjoy.

Click here for the tastiest business card you'll ever eat.

3 Things To Know This Wednesday

1. Arnold Schwarzenegger says it's time to debate legalizing marijuana.

2. Dom DeLuise at his funniest.

3. Michelle Obama visits Sesame Street.

Top 10 Stupidest The Price Is Right Moments

Follow the link below for 10 video clips of the stupid moments in The Price Is Right history.

Click here and enjoy.

via http://redstaplerchronicles.com/

Hilarious On-Ride Rollercoaster Photos

Everyone feels the need to do something funny once you find out where the camera is on a roller coaster.

Click here to see some of the best!

The last one is absolutely hilarious.

The Shamwow Guy Is Ready To Wow You Again

This guy should be like the new "Dell Guy", I need him to be way more famous than he is because he is the funniest/weirdest dude on TV right now! Below are some quotes from the new infomerical for the Slap Chop.

"You're gonna be in a great mood all day because you're gonna be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. "

"This tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna, put it here like this—now you're gonna have a nice tuna salad. Look at this, you're gonna have an exciting life now. "

"The onions with the skin. Alright, this is making you cry, it's making me cry. Life's hard enough as it is; you don't wanna cry anymore."

Follow this link to watch the full video! (It is great)

Roger Ebert Is Hilarious

Roger Ebert has a book of his negative reviews and below are some gems.

Maybe another 200 cigarettes would have helped; coughing would be better than some of this dialogue.-'200 Cigarettes'

"No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out."-'Armageddon'

"That creature is called The Licker because it has a nine-foot tongue. At one point it has its tongue nailed to the track and is dragged along the third rail. I hate when that happens."-'Resident Evil'

"She and Daredevil are powerfully attracted to each other, and even share some PG-13 sex, which is a relief, because when superheroes have sex at the R level, I am always afraid someone will get hurt."-'Daredevil'

"It was W. C. Fields who hated to appear in the same scene with a child, a dog, or a plunging neckline--because nobody in the audience would be looking at you. Jennifer Aniston has the same problem in this movie even when she's in scenes all by herself." -'Picture Perfect'

"'Pearl Harbor' is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours, about how on Dec. 7, 1941, the Japanese staged a surprise attack on an American love triangle."-'Pearl Harbor'

"Pamela Anderson Lee, while not a great actress, is a good sport. She's backlit in endless scenes where, if she could have figured out a way to send her breasts in separately, she could have stayed at home."-'Barb Wire'

"On the first page of my notes, I wrote 'Starts slow.' On the second page, I wrote 'Boring.' On the third page, I wrote 'Endless!' On the fourth page, I wrote: 'Bite-size shredded wheat, skim milk, cantaloupe, frozen peas, toilet paper, salad stuff, pick up laundry.'"-'Exit to Eden'

"After his big speech, the courtroom doors open up, and who walks in? All those bald little chemotherapy kids Patch cheered up earlier. And yes, dear reader, each and every one is wearing a red rubber nose. Should these kids be out of bed? Their immune systems are shot to hell. If one catches cold and dies, there won't be any laughing during the malpractice suit. "-'Patch Adams'

"Eventually the secret of Those, etc., is revealed. To call it an anticlimax would be an insult not only to climaxes but to prefixes. It's a crummy secret, about one step up the ladder of narrative originality from It Was All a Dream. It's so witless, in fact, that when we do discover the secret, we want to rewind the film so we don't know the secret anymore. And then keep on rewinding, and rewinding, until we're back at the beginning, and can get up from our seats and walk backwards out of the theater and go down the up escalator and watch the money spring from the cash register into our pockets."-'The Village'

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Guerrilla Marketing

I think one of the coolest new trends is this type of marketing where you use the environment and just sort of sneak your ad in. You don't necessary see the effect right away but when its amazing enough it gets remember because of the links below. enjoy (cause they are awesome).

Click here and here to see some of the best.

(The feeding the homeless one on the first link is a little creepy.)

I've Always Wanted To Be A Giant, Cyborg Penguin

The best part about this is that the Pentagon is apparently afraid of this technology!

Click here to learn all about it.

Chevy Spends $200 On Advertisement and Literally Stops Traffic

This is a fun one out of England. Chevy decided to show off the new low price of the Chevy Aveo on their new billboard. They attached 20,000 pennies (1 pence pieces) to completely cover the car on the billboard. It was picked clean in 30 minutes by people that were literally stopping their cars and running over to the billboard. Can you imagine if they did that here in America. Half the people would be filling up buckets, while the other half would be like "it's just pennies, who cares". Click the picture to see it in a much larger size.

Yes!

Now that there is the do not call list you just don't get as many opportunities to do something as funny as this to all of those helpless telemarketers that have to stick to their script. enjoy.